Darn Sweet Tooth!

Two sweet-toothed men are bitter after being mistakenly arrested
for possession of crack cocaine. "I spent five days in jail for
possession of coconut candy," said 33-year-old dad Cesar
Rodriguez, who works as a plumber's assistant.

THAT'S HILARIOUS.
I am obviously sympathetic with these innocent men, but seriously? Cops held them for 5 days. FIVE DAYS! How can you not differentiate between coconut candy and cocaine in 120 hours (you like that math). I do believe my 6 yr old. sister could tell the difference between them, though she'd be running the risk of being a coke addict before puberty. That would womp. Ah well.

I had three SAT subject tests today, think I did pretty well on em, and then I had a squash match and I BEASTED. Twas a good day. Bout to go see The Book of Eli. Hope its dope. We out.

Mmmm. shoe.

Air Jordan VI Motorsport Retro. Luv of my life much?

Wallet!

I was going through some old stuff in closets when I came across a quaint box about half a foot wide and across. Opened it up, and lo and behold a wallet. I had had the intention to go out and buy one this weekend, as my other one got ripped directly in half ( caught in a car door, I pulled it real hard, stuff happens) but then I came across this bad boy. It's a regular old wallet, bifold, pretty thin leather pieces, no money, the usual for me. EXCEPT this one had my dad's name monogrammed into the front AND (whoa) the inside. Bad friggin ass.
After assuming it was mon padre's, I asked him about it, turns out he has a wallet, waddaya know, and I can have it. It's not my name, but it's an awesome piece of inheritance ( even though my parents are alive and well ). Just threw in some ID cards into there, and I wish I had more money to be quite honest. OH WELLZ. Anywho, I'm missing a Kid Cudi concert, so upset that some of my friends are probs rocking out to the Kid (thas right I called him the kid) and I am blogging and not doing homework. ( I use way too many parentheses).

Dem Darn Feel Goods

Damn them feel good movies.

I just watched Cinderella Man again, and it's ridiculous how much this movie can toy with my emotions. I found my self gritting my teeth, clenching my fists, holding back tears ( say something. I dare you.) and smirking along with Braddock. This movie is easily in my Top 10 ever, and fights for the best inspirational movie ( Screw Rudy. )
'D you know he helped make the Verrazano? RIDICULOUS.
Now I can't help but pass that bridge that I see much too often without thinking about that. And as I think about it, my hands drift off the steering wheel aaaaaannnnnddd boom goes the dynamite.

In other news, (hehe)

I bought some Japanese soda off a kid in the locker room today for a buck. After waiting three suspenseful hours to open it,( IT'S JAPANESE! Do you know the type of crazy shit they be doing?) it was an ultimate fail. It wasn't anticlimactic though, because it friggin exploded.
To open it, you push down a marble made of who-knows-what into the drink, and it fizzes. And by fizzes I mean shoots off like a ton of Mentos in a tiny glass Coke bottle that you wish you could keep on a shelf or something. What?
Anyway, it was melon flavored, it tasted alright, nothing too special, and it was bright green which added to the fun, but no more of those Jap sodas for this guy. Atleast not in public. and probably not melon flavored.


P.S. Japs also have WATERMELON Coke.

Whoa. Gotta cop some of that.

Original Atari Boxing

vs

Fight Night for Xbox360.

WOW. Tis crazy how much progress we're making with graphics and other video game related details.

Seeing these pictures made me want to find my old Nintendo and Sega Genesis and set em up to play with for a while.

I hate them.

Wasted two hours finding, setting up and playing these bad boys, and they womp womp. Yea they did bring about an overwhelming sense of nostalgia, and then I went ahead, found some Play-Doh, a key component in anyone's childhood, some old class pictures from public school, a yearbook full of numbers, and THEN I called those numbers and ended up realizing that most people had forgotten me from sharing PE once a week in a class with 69 kids ( two classes of 35 and 34).

That was depressing. I apologize.

Where's wind come from ?

We had no domestic attacks under Bush. We’ve had one under Obama,”

Haitians were originally "under the heel of the French. You know, Napoleon the third, or whatever. And they got together and swore a pact to the devil,"

Everything this president sees is a political opportunity, including Haiti, and he will use it to burnish his credentials with minorities in this country and around the world, and to accuse Republicans of having no compassion,”

The quotes above were spoken by :

A. Respected governmental officials

B. Previous presidential candidates

C. Esteemed political commentators and radio hosts

D. All of the Above

E. Complete. F***ing. Morons.

Though D is technically correct, I hope anyone with an ounce of sensibility would favor E.
Starting off with the first quote, wasn't Guliani the one who always had the 9/11 reference up his sleeve ( not trying to belittle the attack in any way )? The excuses tossed around are that he wasn't thinking straight ( then i dont want his ass running for ANY office ), or that he left it out because he was WORRIED about the state of our country, and was full of worry that clouded his mind whilst speaking

Get out of my friggin state you dumbass.

# 2

http://toppayingideas.com/blog/tag/haiti-deal-with-the-devil/

above is the video where this man blatantly says that these people in Haiti essentially deserve what they are going through right now. That's just low. HUNDREDS of thousands are dying, and you blame them for a natural disaster. IF they had made a deal with the devil ( that if is the size of that new tower in Dubai. Shit is huge dawg) then wouldn't God, all knowing and intelligent, send his punishment down on the people who MADE the deal, not these people? And the focus should be more on the future of these people and what's to become of the already poorest country in our hemisphere ( that being the Western one) rather than the past that you're probably making up anyway. Grrrr.

# 3

Rush Limbaugh, the amazing man that he is, conveys little if any remorse for the people in Haiti, but instead calls out Obama ( WHO HASN"T DONE ANYTHING) for using this disaster to gain support.
More crapping on Rush Limbaugh later.

Text 'Haiti' to 9099 to donate to the Red Cross' Aid fund thing.