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wait, what?
Oh.
Oh shit.
Why?

Public School Kids a.k.a ANIMALS

Andre Bauer, the Lt. Governor of South Carolina, while talking about the public school system in South Carolina, mentioned that doling out free lunches in large supplies to the public school children was like feeding stray animals, and as his grandmother told him (that's for real, he said this), you never feed stray animals because they end up reproducing.
Feeding public school kids is bad because the more shitty Costco pizza's you give them, the higher their chances are of f***ing.
You crazy guy you.

In his defense , Mr. Bauer stated that he wasn't comparing them to stray animals
(Phew!)
but he WAS talking about a "dependency culture," where just as you feed animals and they become dependent on you, so will these kids.
(Shit.)

Olbermann's gotta do another worst person ever piece cuz this motrukka is out of his mind.

In the words of Mawt, I give you 'Barack McCain'

Obama plans an announcing a spending freeze that will most likely stay active for the rest of his term.

What. The.

Faced with 'political backlash,' Obama has given in to the crap being tossed around, and quite frankly, at a time when HE CAN DO WHATEVER HE WANTS. I mean not really whatever, but you don't have to stop all your spending, cut it down, spread it out over time, not just stop. The freeze is supposed to save 250 billion dollars.

Wonder what they're gonna do with those 250 billion in a few years if our economy ( very weak and feeble 'if') is still crap?
Some people might be saying that, well finally after spending so much on bailouts and crap, he needs to stop. But that's not all that this 'freeze' covers.

"The freeze would cover the agencies and programs for which Congress allocates specific budgets each year, including air traffic control, farm subsidies, education, nutrition and national parks." (NY Times)

Not a big deal right? Only EVERYTHING to do with our country. Except defense. They're going strong in defense, and Social Security, and Medicare/Medicaid, which happen to be the fastest growing federal programs, so good move there. I guess its not all bad.

We'll have to wait till Wed. and the State of the Union address.

Oh lawd.

DAS A HOOOGE CHIP MAN!

That is a chip from this bag of UTZ i bought for the Saints Vs Vikings game. Thas a huge chip man! The kit kat is there for comparison, I would've used a quarter, but I spent them on the Kit Kats in the picture. But anyway, that chip's bigger than a friggin Pringle. UTZ has officially climbed the respect ladder, Wise is gonna have to step up their game. Speaking of game (BOOM!) this Vikings/Saints is an AWESOME game. These teams are just goin back and forth, constantly keeping it tied with amazing plays. Tis awesome. Sucks about the Jets, they had a good run, but Peyton can't help but be Peyton man.


P.S. I hate the new Lexus commercials with the Lexus- Batsignal thingy. Boo.

Darn Sweet Tooth!

Two sweet-toothed men are bitter after being mistakenly arrested
for possession of crack cocaine. "I spent five days in jail for
possession of coconut candy," said 33-year-old dad Cesar
Rodriguez, who works as a plumber's assistant.

THAT'S HILARIOUS.
I am obviously sympathetic with these innocent men, but seriously? Cops held them for 5 days. FIVE DAYS! How can you not differentiate between coconut candy and cocaine in 120 hours (you like that math). I do believe my 6 yr old. sister could tell the difference between them, though she'd be running the risk of being a coke addict before puberty. That would womp. Ah well.

I had three SAT subject tests today, think I did pretty well on em, and then I had a squash match and I BEASTED. Twas a good day. Bout to go see The Book of Eli. Hope its dope. We out.

Mmmm. shoe.

Air Jordan VI Motorsport Retro. Luv of my life much?

Wallet!

I was going through some old stuff in closets when I came across a quaint box about half a foot wide and across. Opened it up, and lo and behold a wallet. I had had the intention to go out and buy one this weekend, as my other one got ripped directly in half ( caught in a car door, I pulled it real hard, stuff happens) but then I came across this bad boy. It's a regular old wallet, bifold, pretty thin leather pieces, no money, the usual for me. EXCEPT this one had my dad's name monogrammed into the front AND (whoa) the inside. Bad friggin ass.
After assuming it was mon padre's, I asked him about it, turns out he has a wallet, waddaya know, and I can have it. It's not my name, but it's an awesome piece of inheritance ( even though my parents are alive and well ). Just threw in some ID cards into there, and I wish I had more money to be quite honest. OH WELLZ. Anywho, I'm missing a Kid Cudi concert, so upset that some of my friends are probs rocking out to the Kid (thas right I called him the kid) and I am blogging and not doing homework. ( I use way too many parentheses).

Dem Darn Feel Goods

Damn them feel good movies.

I just watched Cinderella Man again, and it's ridiculous how much this movie can toy with my emotions. I found my self gritting my teeth, clenching my fists, holding back tears ( say something. I dare you.) and smirking along with Braddock. This movie is easily in my Top 10 ever, and fights for the best inspirational movie ( Screw Rudy. )
'D you know he helped make the Verrazano? RIDICULOUS.
Now I can't help but pass that bridge that I see much too often without thinking about that. And as I think about it, my hands drift off the steering wheel aaaaaannnnnddd boom goes the dynamite.

In other news, (hehe)

I bought some Japanese soda off a kid in the locker room today for a buck. After waiting three suspenseful hours to open it,( IT'S JAPANESE! Do you know the type of crazy shit they be doing?) it was an ultimate fail. It wasn't anticlimactic though, because it friggin exploded.
To open it, you push down a marble made of who-knows-what into the drink, and it fizzes. And by fizzes I mean shoots off like a ton of Mentos in a tiny glass Coke bottle that you wish you could keep on a shelf or something. What?
Anyway, it was melon flavored, it tasted alright, nothing too special, and it was bright green which added to the fun, but no more of those Jap sodas for this guy. Atleast not in public. and probably not melon flavored.


P.S. Japs also have WATERMELON Coke.

Whoa. Gotta cop some of that.

Original Atari Boxing

vs

Fight Night for Xbox360.

WOW. Tis crazy how much progress we're making with graphics and other video game related details.

Seeing these pictures made me want to find my old Nintendo and Sega Genesis and set em up to play with for a while.

I hate them.

Wasted two hours finding, setting up and playing these bad boys, and they womp womp. Yea they did bring about an overwhelming sense of nostalgia, and then I went ahead, found some Play-Doh, a key component in anyone's childhood, some old class pictures from public school, a yearbook full of numbers, and THEN I called those numbers and ended up realizing that most people had forgotten me from sharing PE once a week in a class with 69 kids ( two classes of 35 and 34).

That was depressing. I apologize.

Where's wind come from ?

We had no domestic attacks under Bush. We’ve had one under Obama,”

Haitians were originally "under the heel of the French. You know, Napoleon the third, or whatever. And they got together and swore a pact to the devil,"

Everything this president sees is a political opportunity, including Haiti, and he will use it to burnish his credentials with minorities in this country and around the world, and to accuse Republicans of having no compassion,”

The quotes above were spoken by :

A. Respected governmental officials

B. Previous presidential candidates

C. Esteemed political commentators and radio hosts

D. All of the Above

E. Complete. F***ing. Morons.

Though D is technically correct, I hope anyone with an ounce of sensibility would favor E.
Starting off with the first quote, wasn't Guliani the one who always had the 9/11 reference up his sleeve ( not trying to belittle the attack in any way )? The excuses tossed around are that he wasn't thinking straight ( then i dont want his ass running for ANY office ), or that he left it out because he was WORRIED about the state of our country, and was full of worry that clouded his mind whilst speaking

Get out of my friggin state you dumbass.

# 2

http://toppayingideas.com/blog/tag/haiti-deal-with-the-devil/

above is the video where this man blatantly says that these people in Haiti essentially deserve what they are going through right now. That's just low. HUNDREDS of thousands are dying, and you blame them for a natural disaster. IF they had made a deal with the devil ( that if is the size of that new tower in Dubai. Shit is huge dawg) then wouldn't God, all knowing and intelligent, send his punishment down on the people who MADE the deal, not these people? And the focus should be more on the future of these people and what's to become of the already poorest country in our hemisphere ( that being the Western one) rather than the past that you're probably making up anyway. Grrrr.

# 3

Rush Limbaugh, the amazing man that he is, conveys little if any remorse for the people in Haiti, but instead calls out Obama ( WHO HASN"T DONE ANYTHING) for using this disaster to gain support.
More crapping on Rush Limbaugh later.

Text 'Haiti' to 9099 to donate to the Red Cross' Aid fund thing.